I’ve heard a lot of funny, amusing and sometimes serious beer quotes. They’re said by politicians, writers and cartoon characters. Some I can relate to. Some not so much. Anyways, here’s some of my favorites and a few others that I’ve come across online.
“I work until beer o’clock.”
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
“Make sure that the beer – four pints a week – goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.”
“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.”
“Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink.”
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed – Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'”
-Jack Handy (American Humorist)
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.”
-Traditional Irish Toast
“Beer needs baseball, and baseball needs beer – it has always been thus.”
“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.”
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
-Benjamin Franklin (although there is some doubt now to if he actually said it)
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
Any that I’m missing? What’s your favorite beer quote?
Photo by [casey].